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Dosensuppen
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The Shithead List

Posted by Dosensuppen - May 24th, 2011


This will be a little list of users that I'll keep around to remind me of who they are -- shitheads. Now, what qualifies as a shithead? Well, wikipedia says "Shithead is an insulting term for a person that is ignorant, narrow minded, cruel, and/or unintelligent." Sounds about right to me. Well, users who I see these actions displayed, or through popular suggestion, I will add to the list. It's an award by many standards, though.

- MikeyS9607: I respect him for making as much flash as he has (as shitty as they may be), and for following a dream, if he has one. However, Mikey is extremely narcissistic (irony), he believes he should only get positive feedback and will not take any form of criticism -- constructive or otherwise. On the BBS he further shows such as narcissism by constantly claiming how he wants to be able to ban and delete certain people from reviewing his flashes. Many members have also tired of his complaining of how he feels like his stuff doesn't get enough respect, including Malachy. He has suggested that new users ignore criticism. And finally he has mentioned that he marks anything below a five (assuming on his own flashes) as abusive. On his own profile page, he bans people from commenting on his newspost and instantly blocks them from sending him PMs if so much as a negative statement is made about him. Safe to say, Mikey is a shithead. Edit: The shit head has made a newspost further stating he wants only positive feedback by stating he wants total control of his reviewers.

- Firewolf109: was once a shithead. He has gotten better over the past few months, or he has rode into the sunset. He was famous on the BBS for creating a website titled Online Troll Hunters in a sad belief that he could stop trolls. He has showed a huge lack of intelligence, arrogance, and childish posts, causing many users to feel negative towards him and has won the Worst Poster Award for 2010. Much controversy has been surrounded because of him and he has ticked off even members of the staff. Overall, the kid wasn't so bad, he was better than Mikey and seems tolerable now, mostly due to low activity.

- Narcissy: A huge shithead. Really, there's no need to go in detail. He made this list, but it would be incomplete without him.

- Im-a-pirate: A cute little ball of hatred. He is a rather frequent poster on the BBS. Yet, many of his posts are filled with constant insults, often about the intelligence of his fellow posters. When getting into an argument on the BBS, he always resorts to shouting many "hurtful" words over and over again, thinking he is "pwning" the one he's arguing with. He cannot simply resort to fact and reason, merely being an asshole. He is also known to be an attention whore with a "I'm Leaving Newgrounds" thread -- whilst retaining his angry, hormonal teenager, "I insult your intelligence via internet" attitude. His narcissism is through the roof and only capitalized by Mikey. I guess the internet makes him feel immortal and can say what he wants. But hey, he's a pirate.

- Stereocrisis: You know, it's a real shame, but I used to like the guy. But, he came up and started making claims that we're all stupid, getting fucked over, and Tom is a rich corporate ass. I can understand someone wanting a bit more money for their work, I can. However, even though we all explained why we aren't all getting paid a lot, and how business and the art/business world works, he still thought Tom was rich out of his ass and we're all foolish. When everyone disagreed with him, he flew off the handle and called everyone who disagreed idiotic stoners. It's actually quite laughable. Here's the thread.

- ngman7: A troll who acts like a self righteous Christian and types many of his posts WITH LOTS OF CAPS when IN AN ARGUMENT. He claims to be a 30 year old, god fearing man who likes cartoons and wants to know what the kids are up to. He really doesn't like me since I called him on his trolling. He sent several PMs to me to bitch, whilst saying he doesn't care. Irony.

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More shitheads to follow.


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Are you going to put me in it? I'm ignorant when it benefits me, entirely too narrow-minded, senselessly cruel... but I'm pretty sure I'm smarter then all y'all.

than*

Whoa,someone didn't put me in his list of stupid members,i am happy now :3

You're not a jackass.

Once a shithead always a shithead.

Yes.

Lol. I got banned by MikeyS9607 for posting on his news post, "Things this site doesn't need: Bitchy narcissistic users complaining about stupid shit". Fight the power.

Fight the power that be!

I am not on this list, atleast until now, that makes me happy.

Good golly gosh, my standards for shitheads are pretty high.

Everyone belongs on this list, in one way or another.

inb4 smartassing "Everyone" as a user.

Damn you!

I posted only shit on the BBS.

The best thing I could do is to stop.

That is where I am today ... avoiding (at least) the General BBS.

Thank god I'm not on this list..also, this list is accurate because it's unbiased. Why? because you put yourself there on that list, narcissy.

This is true.

you forgot little-rena

So I did.

Thank you for your kind advertising.

You're welcome. <3

You should add Sevkat. He's the biggest fucktard asshole ever!

Cool, I'm not there. Didn't really expect to be, but still cool I guess.
Also I'm not at all surprised that the first comment is asking to be put on the list, it seems like no matter what list it is, people want to be on it, good or bad. God damn attention whores.

I know I am.

Stop writing like an Encyclopedia Dramatica editor.

Who the hell reads that site?

You should make a list of dickheads or assholes, because you know I'm both of them.

Everyone always wants on these lists.

I'm not one, am I?

Who the hell are you?

jolly

Not shithead, only fuckhead.

Well I'm an asshole. Which I don't think counts.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1215314/">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 215314/</a>

Shut up, asshole.