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Dosensuppen
I've hardly been around.

Canned Soup @Dosensuppen

Age 32, Male

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Joined on 12/29/06

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I already applied for your best friend, I don't know if I got the job or not though.

We're still taking applications for that postion. As well as:
Narcissy's Hero
Narcissy's God
Narcissy's Bully
Narcissy's Teacher
Among others.

However, the position of Narcissy's Cocksucker/Student has been filled.

:D am I the Cocksucker/Student? :D

Yes. Yes you are.

I'm here for the "god" position.

Now git on yo' knees shun!

Cuase ere' it comes :P

Oh boy.

I am your teacher.
AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SING!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/26e8abf94e1702842ed358d26c08cffd">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/2 6e8abf94e1702842ed358d26c08cffd</a>
you do this I'll have banglaboy96 sue you for copyright infringement

lol

I'm not scared, kiddy.

Mizz Juicy Flava.

I'm not a good enemy so I'm applying for future positions.

I'm a hard worker and I can cook very well.

Also I'm good at loving. :3

You're in.

I'll be your enemy, what fun we will have, as I send you abusive shit. I'll work for free too, free hateful labour.

The best kind!

Man I'm made for that role. I'll also take arch-nemesis.

I'll need a list of recommendations.

I'll take the job! I'm free, can throw flaming dog crap at you, full of hate, and don't bother with the dental care, I brush my teeth once a month, why would I need a dentist?
Also, I have enough room for angry replies in my PM inbox... :(

tempting

I'll do it for free. No, in fact, I'll PAY you!

All I want is the dental care.

Deal.

Hey, fuck you! Fuck you in your pretty fucking face, you cuntwaste!

How was that? Frenemies now?

How are you at birthdays?

You should get Hongkongexpress

He already does some of those things to Eddy

Eddy deserves it.

Can I be your hero? Pretty please?

Maybe. Do something hereoy.

WilliWOWZA.

I'd like to apply for the job of Narcissy's Bully.
Could you please tell me the job requirements and hourly rates?

Next window please.

do you pay for 10 year olds?
if so, yes, ill be your worst enemy!!

>:(

You're too young to be here.

but i live in the uk
it'll be only on newgrounds

Oh snap!

I vow to be your worst enemy, as long as I get paid

Did you not read the contract?

Peniscockdicks

Vaginacuntpussies

Is there a job for "Worthy Opponent" or "Arch Rival"?