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Dosensuppen
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Mines ok so far, im Really cold cause my boss doesnt turn up the heat in the office
:( Other then that i am still ok :)
~Kaila~

Alrighty then.

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You're speaking in some sort of tongue here.

Have you really resorted to this Narcissy?

Being bored and making newsposts? Yup.

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Yup

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BRB, going to Subway.

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My day was ok.

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How was my day? It started when I was beneath the gates of Valhalla fighting a vicious man eating lion in a sand pit layered with thumbtacks. I was armed with a wooden baseball bat and a viking helmet, while the lion his teeth and his razor sharp claws. We locked eyes. I was the prey and he the predator, however one of us was going to fall beneath the gates Valhalla and I wasn't going to be the one. The lion made the first move lunging towards me, I swung my bat, colliding him in the face thus knocking him to the ground. The overgrown feline made out a cry that pierced my ears it was such a horrible sound to hear. He came to his feet let out a large roar and quickly snapped around. He gazed at me confused yet determined as if looking for a plan, he approached me and took a swipe, I dodged swiftly. I decided to approach for a swing, the lion simply moved back and swiped at my exposed arm and cutting me with his claw. A foolish mistake on my end this was now bleeding the scent of my blood would give this lion a more intense feeling. It is hard to concentrate after being clawed by a lion, but with the proper animal mindset anything is possible. Although the lion got in a good clawing he still seemed cautious, but still determined, as we paced in a circle I noticed the lion was enclosing the circle more and more getting closer to me for a lunge. If this lion pinned me down I would be a goner no question about it. The circle was closing in more and more, I would have to make my move soon, for if I didn't then I know the lion would. By the Gods of Valhalla I swore I would not fall here, not now, and not by some overgrown house cat of the wild. The circle was closing in more and more; with my bat in hand I took another swing, the lion predicted this and swiped the bat out of my hands. The lion did not look cautious anymore, the circle was broken into that of a straight line, I started to back up slowly, the pain in my arm still apparent, my bat was behind the lion. Any wrong move I would make would either put me in mortal danger, kill me, or put me at serious injury. I seemed to be running out of options in this sand pit beneath the gates of Valhalla. All I had around me was my helmet, my clothing of leather and cotton, and sand. If I was to get out of this I had to think of something and fast, as the lion got closer he was beginning his poise for attack.

So, not good?

Backing into a corner where the Grim Reaper seemed to be waiting for me, my animal nature took over. I kicked sand into the lion's face and while he was blinded I moved fast and retrieved my bat. When I turned the lion was snarling at me with a gaze of certain death in his eyes. He charged at me out of nothing more than anger, I swung my bat and knocked him to the ground, I came down with my bat onto his head before he could stand and then swung at his front right leg making it harder for him to swipe, fair enough seeing as how he scratched my right arm. When the lion rose he was quite angry and started to move with his right paw now off the ground. He looked at me with determination in his eyes, but I now saw a little fear in his eyes. He lunged at me, I swung but got nothing but air, he knew this, after my swing he swiped at me with his right paw and knocked me to the ground. He bit my leg and started to shake it, I took my bat and started to smash him on his head, he finally let go, but the damage had been done. I stood as well as I could in pain, the lion a bruised beast and I a bloody mortal. The battle became intense between the lion and I. Our strategies would change time and time again. The lion would best me though by knocking the bat from my hands again, this time though he didn't waste any time, I was now a threat. He pinned me to the ground and went to attack my face. I pulled off my helmet though and shoved it in his mouth incapacitating him for a moment, I pushed the over 200 lb. beast off of me into the sand pit and then had him pinned. I released the lion and ran for my bat, he wasn't far behind though. He lunged at my back piercing his claws into me. It seemed like it was over this time, There seemed to be nothing I could do, the pain I was now suffering was truly agonizing and excruciating. If this was going to be the end of it I was hoping it wouldn't be to a lion, although I must confess he was truly a more worthy opponent than those who live beyond the gates of Valhalla. I had nothing to lose and only one chance to get out of this, I was just hoping that it would work... because when you're beneath the gates of Valhalla, prayer doesn't help you.

With the lion poised on my back claws deep into me. I turned swiftly thus getting my back and part of my side cut deeper and deeper and placed the bat into the lion's mouth and shoved him off. I jumped on top of the lion and began senselessly bashing the lion in the head with my bat. The lion would claw at my chest and my arms trying to free himself, but just kept swinging and swinging. The lion started to bleed more and more until the lion stopped moving. I had done it, I had finally killed the lion, but there was no victory, no cheering, nothing. I looked around the sand pit and I saw the blood, sweat, and tears. The simple havoc that we left can not be seen by the human eye. It was a mess. I looked towards the sky to the gates of Valhalla and I could see the Gods there watching down below with disgruntled faces with disappointment in their eyes. I despised them for putting my soul through this. I know I kidnapped a liter of lion cubs and killed a lion for doing it. I know my helicopter crashed for this as well, but why was I brought to Valhalla then? As punishment? Because Valhalla is not the place of punishment for those who have fallen. Was I entertainment for these Gods? A bunch of narcissistic beings who do not have souls, but pretend to have them? When I turned around I saw the lion alive, not bruised, or bloody. As the Gods of Valhalla raised him up. The lion starred at me as if it was the first time he had seen me, only this time I looked like weak prey. I had been cut and bruised by this lion once already and was bleeding profusely. My eternal soul would be to die here over and over again, as punishment for my crimes on Earth. by the hands of this lion. I was in a sand pit beneath the gates of Valhalla, while the Gods watched with glee as I was to fight a lion for all eternity with the lion being revived over and over again until I lost. This has become my punishment for an act against nature that of senseless killing. As the lion kills for his survival, I must now kill the lion for my own survival.

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