Man I hate my life. I mean, I was the guy who didn't get the best grades, had a crummy job, and had problems with my girlfriend. One day, it seemed to change. Got a job a family member, and made a close friend.

However, my friend is an alcoholic, criminal, and just can't understand my feelings. There's a co-worker girl I started getting feelings for, she has admitted sharing them with me multiple times but just won't go out with me. My employer, the family member, is really intelligent but can't run this business worth a damn. There's a girl who I slept with here too, a real slut, but extremely shallow and selfish. The company doctor seems to be entirely incompetent, and there's some nerdy Jamaican guy too. Sigh, well, it's still better than before I came to the year 3000.

Yeah, I decided to make some shitty copy-paste. I made this browsing Omegle. Some kid tried to disprove that I made it, too.