Looking For Worst Enemy

I'm still waiting for my worst enemy. I put out fliers and everything.

Okay, here's the deal. You get an hourly rate to be Narcissy's Worst Enemy (Job Title) -- $30. You work from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM Newgrounds time. You are required to
- Hate Narcissy
- Bring Narcissy up in at least once a thread a day, almost always negatively
- Make a newspost hating Narcissy
- Send PMs every week hating Narcissy
- Leave Abusive reviews in Narcissy's flashes
- Finally, vote anything negative in the BBS awards (Attention whore, Worst Poster, Drama Queen, Overated, Ect.)

You also get dental care.

Any takers?

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Looking For Worst Enemy

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Kanon 2011-06-19 12:27:55

I already applied for your best friend, I don't know if I got the job or not though.

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 12:27:55

We're still taking applications for that postion. As well as:
Narcissy's Hero
Narcissy's God
Narcissy's Bully
Narcissy's Teacher
Among others.

However, the position of Narcissy's Cocksucker/Student has been filled.

Krutches 2011-06-19 12:39:35

:D am I the Cocksucker/Student? :D

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 12:39:35

Yes. Yes you are.

Pride 2011-06-19 13:29:21

I'm here for the "god" position.

Now git on yo' knees shun!

Cuase ere' it comes :P

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 13:29:21

Oh boy.

Rockyusa 2011-06-19 13:46:43

I am your teacher.
AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SING!

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 13:46:43

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

LapisLapines 2011-06-19 14:19:27

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/26e8abf94e1702842ed358d26c08cffd">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/2 6e8abf94e1702842ed358d26c08cffd</a>
you do this I'll have banglaboy96 sue you for copyright infringement

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 14:19:27 (Updated 2011-06-19 20:26:10)

lol

I'm not scared, kiddy.

Mizzjuicyflava 2011-06-19 19:47:49

Mizz Juicy Flava.

I'm not a good enemy so I'm applying for future positions.

I'm a hard worker and I can cook very well.

Also I'm good at loving. :3

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 19:47:49

You're in.

SizzleBolt 2011-06-19 21:36:42

I'll be your enemy, what fun we will have, as I send you abusive shit. I'll work for free too, free hateful labour.

Dosensuppen 2011-06-19 21:36:42

The best kind!

ih8dude 2011-06-24 01:04:48

Man I'm made for that role. I'll also take arch-nemesis.

Dosensuppen 2011-06-24 01:04:48

I'll need a list of recommendations.

Nentindo 2011-06-29 17:24:36

I'll take the job! I'm free, can throw flaming dog crap at you, full of hate, and don't bother with the dental care, I brush my teeth once a month, why would I need a dentist?
Also, I have enough room for angry replies in my PM inbox... :(

Dosensuppen 2011-06-29 17:24:36

tempting

dj9547 2011-07-31 21:15:44

I'll do it for free. No, in fact, I'll PAY you!

All I want is the dental care.

Dosensuppen 2011-07-31 21:15:44

Deal.

JMCJoe 2011-08-07 23:34:03

Hey, fuck you! Fuck you in your pretty fucking face, you cuntwaste!

How was that? Frenemies now?

Dosensuppen 2011-08-07 23:34:03

How are you at birthdays?

Saren 2011-08-11 04:44:37

You should get Hongkongexpress

He already does some of those things to Eddy

Dosensuppen 2011-08-11 04:44:37

Eddy deserves it.

Morph94 2011-08-13 10:35:54

Can I be your hero? Pretty please?

Dosensuppen 2011-08-13 10:35:54

Maybe. Do something hereoy.

Jolly 2011-08-18 05:15:52

WilliWOWZA.

Atypop 2011-08-18 16:20:35

I'd like to apply for the job of Narcissy's Bully.
Could you please tell me the job requirements and hourly rates?

Dosensuppen 2011-08-18 16:20:35

Next window please.

MrFosforus 2011-08-21 06:45:12

do you pay for 10 year olds?
if so, yes, ill be your worst enemy!!

>:(

Dosensuppen 2011-08-21 06:45:12

You're too young to be here.

MrFosforus 2011-08-21 06:46:40

but i live in the uk
it'll be only on newgrounds

Dosensuppen 2011-08-21 06:46:40

Oh snap!

redfield95 2011-08-28 00:18:00

I vow to be your worst enemy, as long as I get paid

Dosensuppen 2011-08-28 00:18:00

Did you not read the contract?

kiljoy96 2011-08-30 06:32:24

Peniscockdicks

Dosensuppen 2011-08-30 06:32:24

Vaginacuntpussies

Ryanson 2011-10-03 00:25:30

Is there a job for "Worthy Opponent" or "Arch Rival"?