From December 26 to December 31st we shall celebrate Narcissymas for when Narcissy Clause was castrated for your sins.
January the 3rd, we shall celebrate Narcissyza, where we celebrate the regrowth of Narcissy Clause's penis.
January the 14th, we celebrate the Birth of Narcissy and do things Narcissylike.
ALL HAIL NARCISSY
Jolly
Were you really born January 14th?
Dosensuppen
I was born from the Narcissy womb that day