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Dosensuppen
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Hive-Ass

Posted by Dosensuppen - May 28th, 2012


You know, there's this thing called hive mind. Where people share a similar thought. Yeah, you heard about that. But I want to coin some other term. I'll call "hive ass." Basically, it's something I seem to suffer from. It doesn't matter how late it is. Could be 3 pm, 5 pm, 9 pm, or even 2:35 am. Whenever I go to the bathroom to take a shit, and only sit down for about a half minute, some asshole will go banging on the bathroom door saying "Hurry up, I gotta poop/pee!"

Usually my step mother. God damn it.


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Hive asses, yum.

Tasteful.

I feel ya, bro. I need concentration when I take a shit. I get fucking pissed when someone disturbs me.

It makes me want to whip babies with the Cat of Nine Tails.

This happens to me every morning at 7 am. My dad always yells through the damn door, "hurry up I got to pee!" I dont understand why can't he just wait until I'm finished. He does that shit every fucking morning. It sucks living with family. Sometimes.

All the time.

I made flash, are you proud of me, daddy?

DID NOT

Just leave your bathroom door open.

Problem Solved

Yes.

At least your shit comes out your ass. Mine comes out my dick.

Use Oxiclean.

IT BUUURNS

Yeah I have the same problem with my mother. I hate it.

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