Man I hate my life. I mean, I was the guy who didn't get the best grades, had a crummy job, and had problems with my girlfriend. One day, it seemed to change. Got a job a family member, and made a close friend.

However, my friend is an alcoholic, criminal, and just can't understand my feelings. There's a co-worker girl I started getting feelings for, she has admitted sharing them with me multiple times but just won't go out with me. My employer, the family member, is really intelligent but can't run this business worth a damn. There's a girl who I slept with here too, a real slut, but extremely shallow and selfish. The company doctor seems to be entirely incompetent, and there's some nerdy Jamaican guy too. Sigh, well, it's still better than before I came to the year 3000.

Yeah, I decided to make some shitty copy-paste. I made this browsing Omegle. Some kid tried to disprove that I made it, too.

Well, hello there. It is me, Esshole. You may not know me from Newgrounds, that is to be expected. Well, recently I started a thread called, "Ask an esshole" ... which was a thread you would ask me any questions and people claimed I was ripping on Elfers, whoever that is, thread. I was not, I'm sure there have been many "Ask me a qustion thread". At any rate, Two hours later, a thread titled "Ask A Mexican"popped up. I'm sure that was a co-winky-dink.

Well, today, there are a numerous amount of ask a question threads popping up by the second. Each one parodying the other.

Why is the BBS more idiotic today then ever?

Three whole fuckin' cents!

Give me a congratulations, you bastards!

Someone made a thread on the BBS and I made a pcture with emotes in a sexual position:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 93548

He liked it so much he made a thread purely for sexual emmotes. He used my same picture forthe example.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 93606

Should I feel honored or mad?

I reached 1000 posts! Am I cool, now?

You went to my porn site. Well, sign this newpost, it states that I will, one day, give you head.

I'm bored and have been banned from the BBS.

PM me please?

Oh, and omtish.

I just got my ban lifted a day ago. Well, at least I deserved this one.

Not like anyone would notice anway, I wouldn't. But I guess I'll be off the BBS for a while. Sucks for me. Now what will I do in my spare time? Have a life? Ha!

Though, I gotta say, I really don't see what I said as backseat modding. I wasn't saying. "Hey, mods, ban stop this!" Nor was I said it was breaking the rules. I was simply stating my ashtonishment that a thread talking about April lasted so long. Hell, I remember reading that a flash about Wade's wife got removed and the user deleted.

But whatever, I ain't gonna fight it.

So what do you think? Think what I said should be considered backseat modding?

Please insert "omtish" in comment section. Thank you.